GeekPol's evil twin

MWO and Altercation note that the average visitor to America's premier site for compassionate conservatives stays there for 5 hours and 14 minutes. MWO, on the other hand, only takes two hours a day to produce.

That 5:14 number is a bit misleading. From MWO:

Some of our contributors spent time in Freeper Boot Camp in preparation for a counteroffensive, boring into their psyches, honing third-party elimination techniques, stealthily mimicking their every boneheaded rhetorical device, even throwing out an occasional "Xlintoon" to maintain cover. But never five hours and fourteen minutes.

This means that MWO's regulars are skewing that mean downward. Therefore, the nuts are there even longer than 5:14 a visit. Try six hours.