GeekPol's evil twin

I've had an idea for a SNL-type sketch for a while, and given the wretched right's propensity for calling those who don't toe their line anti-American, it should still work.

Scene is something like O'Reilly's shoutfest. He has four guests. Naturally the host has some kind of flag pin. The first guest's pin is larger, so the host trades his pin in for something even bigger. The second guest's pin is about the size of a 3x5 index card. By the time they get to the third guest, that pin is so huge that it covers the entire facial area, making him sound really muffled. Fourth guest who has a normal pin complains because he can't understand a word the third guest says. In the middle of this, host interrupts, accuses small-pinned guest of hating America for being against the flag. Host goes further by demanding to cut off fourth guest's mike.

I can so see that happen for real on Hannity & Colmes or O'Reilly's show.